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Recipe for Getting Off!

Well to start off, I would like to say that I am Johnna and I am a chronic masterbater; can't get enough of it.

I've tried it all; everything from electric toothbrushes to corn on the cob.

One day I was watching the food network and one of the chefs was making a peach cobbler, and it turned me on like no other. So I took a nice plump & fuzzy peach and rubbed it all over my little, hard bean. Then I took a turkey baster and sucked all the juices out of my sticky, hot 'whistle' and poured it all over my face and mouth. It tasted like heaven. I wanted more, so I ran to the kitchen and got a bread stick and some tuna. I lubed up the bread stick and stuck it in and out of my tight asshole while I fingered myself hard. My pussy was just draining out, wetting the carpet beneath me. The more the chef played with the food; the more I played with myself. I was moaning so hard, I thought I would wake the neighbors. I took the bread stick out of my ass and started rubbing it against my very eager pussy; I began rocking my hips back and forth. The feeling I was having was like no other; I couldn't concentrate on anything else exept how good it felt. I was rocking my hips so hard that I got carpet burn, so to ease the pain I laid on my back. I opened the can of tuna and poured the tuna juice over my body, my nipples tingled and hardened when they came in contact with the juice. The fishy aroma turned me on. I started licking and sucking the juices, imagining a hot & fresh pussy in my mouth. I took the tuna and rubbed it all over my sore clit, I teased myself by gently gliding the tuna over my very wet and vulnarable pussy. It tickled and it made me weak. Then I needed some hard action, so I grabbed my 12 inch dildo and sucked it off, then I stuck it in and out of my pussy, pretending it was the chef. I did this for about 4 minutes then I came to a VERY wet and dramatic ending when I had the best orgasm of my entire 51 years of life. I was moaning and panting and I felt so dirty, but in a good way. I had several orgasms, and trust me..I never look at Peaches, Tuna, or Bread Sticks quite the same anymore.

God Bless and remember masterbating is healthy!! Don't be ashamed.


Posted on: 2006-07-21 00:00:00 | Author: