Vegie Fun

I love shoving things up my ass when I masterbate, it just feels soooooooo good!! I usually look at porn and put my hard on between my thighs and squeeze them like that for about an hour until lots of precum starts oozing out(I usually taste it) so I'm really horny and my ass is nice and loose then I find a nice fat carrot (or object) get naked in bed or wherever and insert it into me, the feeling is great! and when I orgasm I shoot ropes of cum onto my chest, I've even tried tasting my own cum once. You have to try this its great, trust me

I've currently got my cock between my thighs slowly getting me more and more horny