Screwing With a Screwdriver

I just spent an afternoon watching 'Sex and Lucia' a Spanish film which has a lot of graphic sex scenes. After coming home turned on I got onto the computer to check out websites involving stories of masturbation. As I write this I have been screwing myself with the head of a screwdriver and while I type it is half in me while I tremble with excitement. I have not been able to bring myself into a sex shop yet to buy a vibrator or dildo, but this screwdriver works quite well, especially when combined with the hand. Masturbation is a great thing and I love penetrating myself, pulling it in and out, and in and out, and in and out. To orgasm is one of the greatest feelings. I wish that sometimes I could hire someone's head full-time and have it down there. Or walk around with the screw driver inside me and no one know the pleasure I give myself.