The Best Ever

First you need to get these things: a bra, thong, viborator, two cloths pins, a pillow, a condom, and porn.

Put your bra and thong on, put the cloths pins on your nipples. They might hurt a little bit, but keep them on. Get your butt so you can easily slip your fingers in it. Next slide the thong on to the slide and put the vidorator in your butt. Get out your porn and put on the condom. Make sure that your pillow has a hole to stick your cock in to it.

Turn the viborator on, and start to fuck the pillow. It feels like a virgin. Keep going till you cum. It feels so good.

Keep on cumming!