Hot Dog

Okay this might sound kinda weird, but when I see a hot dog I get soo turned on. I thought the other day, why not try it? So here's what ya do ladies: Get a hot dog out, if you need to, nuke it in the microwave so it isn't freezing. Put a condom over it and go to town. First you can rub it over your clit then ram it up inside you. Oh WOW! It feels soooooo good, almost like the real thing! Hope this helps, and it's a cheap dildo!