Cold Cuts

I love to take a slice of bologna, salami, or any kind of cold cut meat and place it in the palm of my hand. Then I grip my rod and slide the meat on my shaft. Feels just like a pussy. For extra sensation, I sometimes warm it in the microwave for about 10 seconds so that I have a hot pussy. Also, you can add some mayo for a super lube. Be creative and make a sandwich after you come. It doesn't taste too bad.