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Masturbation Meal

Masturbation meal

My favorite way was found completely by accident. I had gotten the horney munchies, and thought to my self what it would feel like to have something up my butt since I had never done nothing like that before. So start small. There were this bag of M&Ms so why not and i had the entire bag up there before i knew it , and that was a large bag too! well that felt so good that i had to WALK over to the fridge and make a sandwich while i was smearing the creamy mayo all over the soft bread i kept getting even more aroused and as i SLAPPED the thinnly shaved ham on that soft soft bread , i quickly ran and grabbed a pair of freshly purloined panties off the bed stand just waiting to break them in , went back to the kitchen and was first going to eat the sandwich but then decided to try out the sandwich first the feeling of that creamy mayo and the shaved ham wrapping around my hard prick and the squish of soft white bread was more than a man can take. as i walked around my kitchen sniffing those stolen panties and the m&m,s up my butt as a was swanking my pudd i accidentally tripped over my stuffed animal that sings 'pop goes the wiener" you know POP went my world why waste a good sandwich it was good and the m&m,s as they melted made a good syrup that melted down my legs and once it got to my ankles i would lick it off talk about a totally organic and wholesome orgasam next time ill include a cherry and some of that canned whippd topping it was the best yet ever you simply must try it . me

 


Posted on: 1999-02-08 00:00:00 | Author: