Most Pussy-Like

After many years of just using my hand, I've experimented with various things. By far a cucumber feels more like a pussy than you'd realize! I find the fattest, cut to a length, core it out, then micro-wave for about 10-15 seconds... It's terrific! Soft, squishy, and if long enough, creates a suction vacuumn...Be care not too over heat it, but then again that's a new experience...