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My Favorite Techniques!

I am a jack off artist and have been masturbating since I can remember. Here are some of my favorites : Lube up and slide your cock into the slit or armrests of your car's shiny vinyl or leather seats and hump away to a great 'Auto Orgasm'. Take 2 barstools with shiny padded seats with one upright and the other inverted slide you lubed penis in and out! Hump your boat by folding down one of the pedestal seats and insert your penis in the slit behind the seat! Get a 'Gel Bicycle seat' tear off the padding and wrap your lubed penis with the soft rubbery material. Take a piece of 'Armaflex' the tubular rubbery material used to insulate a/c pipes(not the hard kind with a slit used to insulate water pipes) Lube up and jack away! Sandwich your lubed penis between the uppers of a pair of ladie's shiny black patent leather shoes, sniff another well worn, scenty shoe and maybe shove the high heel of another shoe up your rectum. This is my favorite as I have a devout shoe fetish! Also Patent leather purses or handbags work well wrapped around your lubed penis. Wrapping the strap around your balls adds to the excitement! I also love to insert my hard, lubed penis inside a ladie's shoe with a long pointed toe and soft insole and pump away while sniffing the other. I sometimes clean up my mess but have left my cum inside her shoe for her to find! Fuck your leather or vinyl couch or reclinder by inserting your lubed penis in between the cushions. Find a bicycle with the old 'Banana' type seat that is shiny vinyl. Lube it up as well as your cock, balls & ass. Get on it & Grab onto the handlebars and glide the bike back & forth Then ride the very tip of the seat directly on your rectum as you stroke your cock. For the finale, tuck your cock behind your your balls tighten your legs on the seat and slide back & forth humping the seat. Your cum will squirt everywhere especially around your ass!
I have a John Deere riding lawnmower with a very shiny seat. I lube up and lean over the front corner seat pressing hard against it as the gear shift lever massages my balls Humping it hard to massive orgasm! Any shiny seat will do for this (road equipt, motorcycles ect.) Also try lubing up your rear and impalling your rear on a gear shift lever of a tractor- grader ect while you jack off!
My favorite lubes are Baby oil, Cooking Oil, Vaseline or just Saliva if there is nothing else available at the time! Enjoy Anonymous


Posted on: 2002-12-19 00:00:00 | Author: