Zucchini

It's zucchini season in Southern Ontario now. Over the next few weeks this abundant and inexpensive squash will be plentiful and constantly growing in larger and larger sizes. I buy three or four at each shopping trip, selecting them for 'feel.' I wash them in dishwashing detergent, rinse them, and let them air-dry. Just before servicing my eager pussy with one, I wash it again, and then microwave it for 30 seconds on MEDIUM to warm it up to body temperature. If there are any significant irregularities, such as breaks in its skin, then I slip a lubricated condom over it before inserting it up my horny cunt. Otherwise, I enjoy it au naturelle. On occasion I have even carved the end to form a mushroom head shape! As the season progresses they become larger. I don't usually buy them over two inches in diameter, as those are uncomfortably large. Also length doesn't matter... remember, SIZE doesn't matter!! Just get something in there!!