Cucumbers and Baby Oil
Ok, so one day I was really, really horny and I wanted to masterbate. So I tried my fingers but they just didn't work for me, so I started looking for round, long objects. I went to the fridge and I found cucumbers! All you have to do is find one that you feel will fill you but won't hurt you. Apply a small amount of baby oil or lubricant... and automatically you have a cold, long, hard 'dick.' It is AMAZING. The first time I did it, I had an earth-shattering orgasm. Now whenever I want to masterbate I just go to the fridge! Happy Masterbating girls!