Re: masturbaution jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:42 am
While talking to a female friend:
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that three Russian models seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says: "What the hell do you gals think you are doing?"
One of the Russian girls says: "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress rolls her eyes and says: "So how is fingering yourselves in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other models replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that three Russian models seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says: "What the hell do you gals think you are doing?"
One of the Russian girls says: "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress rolls her eyes and says: "So how is fingering yourselves in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other models replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!