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yvette
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While talking to a female friend:
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."



A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that three Russian models seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says: "What the hell do you gals think you are doing?"
One of the Russian girls says: "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress rolls her eyes and says: "So how is fingering yourselves in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other models replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
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Hilarious!
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breena
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"911, what's your emergency?"
I'm masturbating too much...
"Miss, that's not really a problem."
One moment... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE!
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breena wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:26 pm "911, what's your emergency?"
I'm masturbating too much...
"Miss, that's not really a problem."
One moment... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE!
Brilliant!
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breena
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What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean!
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I was in a doctors surgery for a check up.
He said “Mr R, you are going to have to stop masturbating “.
I replied “Why Doctor?”
He said “Because I am trying to examine you”.
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