The Talking Centipede

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george
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The Talking Centipede

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The Talking Centipede


A single bloke decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.



So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.



After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.



He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to the pub for a drink with him.



So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
down the pub with me today?
We will have a good time."



But there was no answer from his new pet.



This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,

"How about going down the pub with me ?"


But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.


The bloke decided to invite the centipede one last time.


This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to
the pub with me?
This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

I ‘m putting my f…...g shoes on!”
mrskorup
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Re: The Talking Centipede

Post by mrskorup »

haha, love it
:D
UKGent
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Re: The Talking Centipede

Post by UKGent »

Quality!
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