One Stone
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:15 am
There was once an indian named OneStone because he only had one testicle. He hated his name and one day vowed that anyone who called him OneStone would be killed. No one dared to say the name
One day a girl named blue bird came back into the village and as she greeted everyone she walked up and said "OneStone, I've missed you so" with that he took her into the woods and began having sex with her. Two days later she died of exhaustion.
A year passed and then a girl named yellow bird came back into the village she also greeted everyone and said "oh OneStone i have missed you" he took her into the woods and began having sex with her but two days later she was still healthy. Three days passed then four then five until OneStone himself died of exhaustion but yellow bird was still healthy
Moral of the story: You can't kill two birds with OneStone
One day a girl named blue bird came back into the village and as she greeted everyone she walked up and said "OneStone, I've missed you so" with that he took her into the woods and began having sex with her. Two days later she died of exhaustion.
A year passed and then a girl named yellow bird came back into the village she also greeted everyone and said "oh OneStone i have missed you" he took her into the woods and began having sex with her but two days later she was still healthy. Three days passed then four then five until OneStone himself died of exhaustion but yellow bird was still healthy
Moral of the story: You can't kill two birds with OneStone