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The value of a Catholic education and a pencil.

Little Doris was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Doris, who created the universe?'
When Doris didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Doris.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Doris, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'
But Doris didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Doris.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Doris fell back asleep..

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Doris jumped up and shouted,

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted !

Very good! Nothing better than when we can laugh at our upbringing!

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Good! This should be fun!

Ten Catholic school girls are on a bus when they are hit by train and immediately sent to the pearly gates...

St. Peter awaits them ready to speak to each lady to determine if they are worthy of entering into heaven. He asks the first girl:

"So Marie, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Marie says: "Well I once touched the tip with my finger." Peter tells Marie to dip her finger into the pool of holy water before them and then she may enter heaven. Next:

"So Christine, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Christine says: "Well, I once fondled a man with my hand." Peter tells Christine to dip her whole hand into the holy water to enter.

Suddenly, there's a commotion coming from the back of the pack of girls, where Agatha is pushing her way up to the front.

"Why so eager Agatha?" Agatha responds:

"Cause if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I'm going to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!"

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