The doctor comes back and says, 'Russell, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have contracted AIDS.'
Russell is devastated. 'Doc, help me, what can I do?'
'Eat 1 curry sausage,
1 head of Cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeño Peppers,
40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of All Bran,
And top it off with a litre of prune juice..'
Russell asks bewildered, 'Will that cure me, Doc?'
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Doc says 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for.'
