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I recently read a technique about some dude using a vacuum to get off. He inserted the tip of his cock into the vacuum hose. I discovered the vacuum cleaner when I was 11. I was addicted to it and only learned how to jack off with my hand a couple years later after an older guy showed me how. My cock is too big to insert into the end of a vacuum cleaner hose so I got very creative.

Want to try it? Be careful. It's frigging addictive. You've been warned.

After years of abuse, I'll describe what works the best... for me anyways.
Take a toilet paper roll and remove the cardboard tube. It's just the right size for most of us. My circumcized cock is 6 3/4" and avg girth so it fits inside the tube with a little bit of room to spare. This is important - you want air to be able to whoosh around you cock when the vacuum is on. Put the vacuum hose into that cardboard tube about 1" or so. Take some toilet paper and wrap it around that joint to create a better seal. Now insert your cock into the paper tube and turn on the vacuum. Adjust the suction so the vibration gets your foreskin rattling and wait about 10 seconds before you blow the most intense wad of your life. It's absolutely *the most intense orgasm* I've ever had. Wear a cock ring or tie your cock & balls up to really enhance it. I've got a raging hard on just writing this. I need to rub one out now.

Tips: cardboard tubes from paper towels work as well
You'll be VERY tempted to do it a second time right after you cum.....Dont. If you vacuum-suck your cock too long it'll bleed. Don't ask me how I know this.
This technique makes a LOT of noise. You'll want some privacy if u try it. Or not...
Come up with a good excuse when people in your house start wondering why all the cardboard toilet paper tubes are all missing
A shop vac will also work but you have to adjust how much suction you get by not using as much TP to seal the tube. Too much suction will break the skin. Ask me how I know...

jizzmonger wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:44 pm I recently read a technique about some dude using a vacuum to get off. He inserted the tip of his cock into the vacuum hose. I discovered the vacuum cleaner when I was 11. I was frigging addicted to it and only learned how to jack off with my hand a couple years later after an older guy showed me how. My cock is too big to insert into the end of a vacuum cleaner hose so I got very creative.

Want to try it? Be careful. It's frigging addictive. You've been warned.

After years of abuse, I'll describe what works the best... for me anyways.
Take a toilet paper roll and remove the cardboard tube. It's just the right size for most of us. My circumcized cock is 6 3/4" and avg girth so it fits inside the tube with a little bit of room to spare. This is important - you want air to be able to whoosh around you cock when the vacuum is on. Put the vacuum hose into that cardboard tube about 1" or so. Take some toilet paper and wrap it around that joint to create a better seal. Now insert your cock into the paper tube and turn on the vacuum. Adjust the suction so the vibration gets your foreskin rattling and wait about 10 seconds before you blow the most intense wad of your life. It's absolutely *the most intense orgasm* I've ever had. Wear a cock ring or tie your cock & balls up to really enhance it. I've got a raging hard on just writing this. I need to rub one out now.

Tips: cardboard tubes from paper towels work as well
You'll be VERY tempted to do it a second time right after you cum.....Dont. If you vacuum-suck your cock too long it'll bleed. Don't ask me how I know this.
This technique makes a LOT of noise. You'll want some privacy if u try it. Or not...
Come up with a good excuse when people in your house start wondering why all the cardboard toilet paper tubes are all missing
A shop vac will also work but you have to adjust how much suction you get by not using as much TP to seal the tube. Too much suction will break the skin. Ask me how I know...

Hey, if you find something that works, then go for it, man!

I never had good luck with a vacuum, and it wasn't for lack of trying. I tried with my mom's vacuums, but they could never get me over the finish line. She had one more portable vacuum with a hose and if I used that hose and got it on my dick just right so that where I mostly just got the head in and held it with my hand so that there was almost a seal between my hand, my dick, and the hose, it felt pretty good. I let some air get sucked past my dick so that it got the skin on the underside of my dick vibrating and that felt great, so I would do it for awhile, but it never got me close to cumming. It also made a lot of noise because the skin vibrating against the hose made farting sounds, so I had to do it when I was home alone and keep an eye out since I might not have heard anyone come home over the noise of the vac on my cock.

I now have that vac, but I haven't tried in years. I just remember it was too much work for too little pay off. Maybe--and I only thought of this just now--it isn't interesting to me now that there's little risk of getting caught. Maybe the risk of getting caught added to the excitement. It sure did when I first learned to masturbate. I always did it with the bathroom door open to see if I could finish before someone walked past the door. (No vacuum cleaners involved in that, however.)

I put on a show for several onlookers at the self serve car wash once.
It was a really hot day. I was at the last vacuum cleaner in the back so I stripped naked to vacuum my car.
I could not be seen from the street but the many people there could see me easily. They looked, both sexes, several teens my age. All I got was smiles.
Then the end popped off the hose. The hose was big enough for all my junk to fit in. It was not sucking with too much vacuum so I stuck everything in the hose.
It felt fantastic. I stood up next to the car in plain sight of everyone and said, “Could someone help me ? I can’t get it off me.
An average looking mom of about 45 trotted right up to me and stuck her fingers in the tube above my penis and that broke the tight seal
And she pulled it off.
A fully hard boner popped up to her delight. She looked at my penis and asked how old I was. I told her 18, she said, “Yeah right.”She stood right there and jacked me off.
I was seventeen.
It took about fifteen seconds and I was blasting away. She pointed it down and watch the puddle grow on the concrete.
Six people watched this all smiling.
I got super embarrassed and thanked her and left.

I used a shop vac a few times. Never put my penis in the tube, just held the tube in front of my glans and the strength of the air rushing into the tube kept my erection lined-up and provided intense stimulation.

I’m cut, but I’d start from a completely flaccid state laying naked on the floor on my side with the end of the hose resting on a pillow on the carpet a few inches in front of my hips.

Then I’d turn on the vac.

My limp penis would get picked right up by the rushing air and vibrate so intensely and extend toward the mouth of the hose and the feeling was so good like no other way of masturbating for that first 10-20 seconds my dick was just overwhelmed … and then I’d start to grow and harden, immediately approaching orgasm as I’d ease my hips back just a little, never actually going into the tube, and then I’d be about to cum and I’d just hang there… almost 5, 10, 15 seconds Oh, God! Then my orgasm and my ejaculation would hit me as I reached a full and incredibly stiff erection, all at once, everything out in one, hard shot, so very intense, I think the most intense orgasms of any I’ve had, actually, but way, way too fast, like 2 seconds and I’d just be stunned by the intensity of the pleasure and then it was over. Less than a minute every time from the the time the vac went on until I unloaded into that tube, but, oh what a ride!

Downsides were it was too quick. I tried to make it last by backing off, then starting again, but that way I never got that intense feeling from start to finish and my orgasms were less than average on the pleasure scale. The stimulation was too much, and my dick seemed to get desensitized or something. For it to work to full effect, I had to let the airstream suck me off from start to finish, no stopping, no delaying. Too quick, but soooo good!

Other problem was it was too damn loud! Just no fun with that roaring sound.

Be careful with vacs though, get stuck in the tube, or too much suction even unstuck, injury can occur.

jizzmonger wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:44 pmI discovered the vacuum cleaner when I was 11 . . .

I first stuck my tiny cock in the hoover hose when I was seven. The vibrations and flutter drove my little prick crazy! My mother would have had a fit if she'd known what kind of fun I was having with her Electrolux!

For those of us who started early, we tried all kinds of appliances to further our play. I tried a hair dryer, shop vacuum, Mom's massager, shower nozzle, toilet and paper towel tubes, and anything else around the house I could think of. I usually reverted back to my hand, easier to use and right there when needed.

hairybi wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:54 pm For those of us who started early, we tried all kinds of appliances to further our play. I tried a hair dryer, shop vacuum, Mom's massager, shower nozzle, toilet and paper towel tubes, and anything else around the house I could think of. I usually reverted back to my hand, easier to use and right there when needed.

Defintely. That was me. Other than regularly fucking my bed as a teen, all the other ways, even the best / most fun ones (cantaloupe, king size pillow) are were methods I’ve never used more than occasionally after I’d discovered them, just for a little variety. Hand & lube 99% of the time is all that’s needed and wonderfully pleasurable.

Appliance sex, a new fetish right !
ROFLMAO
There was this girl, she loved to mow the yard on her riding lawn mower.
I found out about it when I asked her why the seat was soaked.
She said sitting on the clothes dryer felt good and she liked her electric tooth brush. I never could quite picture that one.