Sex Stories Humor
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 24 Sep 2003 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Reading the Solo story Playing Doctor with Cousin Laurie posted M/F on Sept 23, when I got to the part where the boy tells the girl to "breathe deeply," I was reminded of a joke I heard when still in high school!Years ago, a new doctor was just starting to give some WAVES their physical exams before entering service. O... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 17 Sep 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Fun to try!Did you ever hear the story about the officer's complaint to the commander about the chef?One young officer complained that the chef pressed the cookies under his armpits, two at a time, to shape them. The commander said, "If you think that's bad, you ought to see him punch donuts!"LOL!Do you suppose he fros... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 03 Sep 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Dumb tattletale!A motel guest reported to the owner that the people in the neighboring room must have a bird in their room, because they heard the woman asking, "Shall I let it fly or catch it in a towel."I'd like to have been the motel owner and go knock on the door to check out the rumor of them having a bird in the ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Octopussy Posted on: 27 Aug 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Ok people, after some inquiries and encouragement from you folks, here is a funny and quite an embarrassing story....I was a teenager, probably around 16 or 17. I had a crush on this guy, we had flirted for some time. One day, he asked if I would come to his house. We had both ended classes early and he assured me we w... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 18 Jul 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:It makes a difference who's saying it! Read on!My wife's parents had a white ceramic hen and rooster in their China cabinet with a saying at the bottom. Under the rooster, it said, "I rule the roost." Under the hen, it said, "I rule the rooster!"Some time ago I heard about the difference between a rooster and a gal who... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: friskyboy Posted on: 30 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I heard this several years ago, before I had a computer. I finally found it on the internet and I thought I'd post it here. It's absolutely helareous!How to kill a South Dakota eelLittle Johnny was 11 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other b... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 09 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:He didn't know I planned to submit this to WL!At a church picnic today, a good friend of mine said how when he was younger, a bunch of guys drilled a hole in the back of the girl's outhouse on the grade school yard under the seat and fastened a coon's tail to a wire shaped like a crank. During recess, a bunch of guys w... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 07 Jun 2003 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:You know the saying, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Well, this rancher figured "What's good for the bull must also be good for the rancher." Otherwise, how would he have known!A big rancher bought a prize bull at the big salebarn's annual auction, but when he got it home it didn't know what to do. ... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 06 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:A priest's explanation for his wandering eyes.A priest and an overweight man were sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The heavy man admitted that he didn't dare order what he'd really like to order, but would just have to stop with a cup of coffee. A beautiful gal walked into the restaurant. She sashayed her hips back ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 2 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Older may be better and, of course, more experienced! A husband of 40 years knows much more what his wife wants than when they were first married. Don't be selfish and disregard her needs. Don't rush your gal, guys, give her time to catch up with you! Especially if she doesn't know about her own pleasure, be very gentl... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Guys, we don't have it all, but let's give the gals the best we have!A gal wanted to know about men in general and was told that Northerners tend to be shorter and stockier (heavier built) and Southerners tend to be taller and lankier and more slender. When she inquired about their pleasure poles as a way of finding ou... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I’d groan too!A backwoods farmer came across a Montgomery Ward catalog many years ago. The old bachelor was absolutely amazed and totally enthralled by the beautiful women he saw on page after page, some in near stages of nudity and some dressed in stunningly charming costumes. He picked out the most beautiful, c... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Grandma's right!A young boy had always been able to confide his secrets with his grandmother and was having a frank discussion with her about the joys he had just learned about pleasuring himself. He asked her, "Is there anything better?"She replied, "Not on this earth! If there is, God reserved it for Himself!" » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Ouch! Ouch!If you remember reading about King Ahab in the Old Testament, his wife's name was Jezebel. He was always scheming how to get more land. Looking out of his window one day, he saw that his neighbor Naboth's vineyard looked exceptionally fine. So he went to try to buy it, but Naboth said, "No, It's been in the ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: sweet_chick Posted on: 30 May 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:A story that's funny now. Then? Not so much.When I was a junior in college, I lived with my roommate Michelle on the bottom floor of an awesome house in the historical district of town, right down the alley from the local university. The house was separated into apartments, and two cute freshman ravers lived upstairs f... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 19 May 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here are a couple quick riddles to check where your mind is! – and then check where your friends minds are for some sidelong glances, twinkles in their eyes, and some good laughs.What does a male do standing up that a female does sitting down that a dog does on three legs? Answer below, but don’t cheat. Ans... » Read more
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