Sex Stories Humor
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Two fleas go to Flordia each spring. The first flea had arrived a couple days prior to the second. During that time, he was out...laying on the beach...getting tanned...babe watchin'...having a GREAT time!All at once, he looks up and see his flea friend walking down the beach. He looks hell, has a terrible cold, coughi... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: friskyboy Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Ok, Since we're posting jokes, here's one that someone sent me that I thought was absolutely helareous.The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Reading the Grandma story reminded me of this one!A well-seasoned pastor was planning to preach a sermon on skiing. His wife tried to discourage him by telling him that he didn't know enough about it to prepare a sermon, let alone hold the congregation's attention, but he contended that he had observed enough that he h... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Dutch Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:As always, following the lovely Fantasy girlLulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu'... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 24 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I know RC is the guru of the Humor genre, but I couldn't resist posting two little items that made me smile.#1: One spring day there were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench. Along came a hunky young man wearing a trench coat. He immediately caught the attention of the three as he paused in front of them an... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RANDYP Posted on: 24 Feb 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:While waiting for someone to show up I decided to talk to myself...more like ramble...the chat room can be fun at times..a place to get off in ohh so many ways...even by yourself..Maybe I'll see you there sometime...Chat Room 02/24/200407:51:23pm rambling in a the chat while waiting for someone to join me onlineRANDYP ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Tom49 Posted on: 30 Dec 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:College fraternity life included varied forms of sexual outlets!College certainly led to many interesting sexual encounters. At my fraternity we had various "pools" that required that each brother throw in five dollars and then the "sex pot" went to the winner of the proposed challenge. One of the "challenges" during m... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 03 Dec 2003 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:This story is about gently loving innocent children and teaching them carefully. It also has a lesson: Never sleep with both eyes closed when you're babysitting an energetic little youngster! Long, but hopefully enjoyable reading! An old bachelor living in the country received a phone call one day from a neighbor lady... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Dec 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Ben Franklin would have never passed my Human Sexuality Class, if I were teaching one.The other night at bed time, my wife noted that I had an erection and said "I'm going to sleep. Do what you have to do. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" (That's one of Ben Franklin's quotes.) I told her, "I'd rather have my ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Nov 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:My wife brought this home from work. Funny! and I've enhanced it for us to feel good about taking time to play! Have fun reading -- and playing!We’ve all been to meetings where someone asks you to give more than 100%.Ever wonder what they mean when they say they are giving more than 100%?How does a person achieve... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 05 Nov 2003 2 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:A dear friend sent me a page of jokes by Kids in Church. I'm doing a take off on one of them to share some thoughts about how God refined His touch when He created females! Hopefully all females will appreciate my comments.A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to t... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 01 Nov 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Can't learn if you don't ask!A busy little boy was lying on the floor and drawing intently. Without looking up, he asked his Daddy, "Daddy, how many kinds of milk are there?"His Daddy replied, "Well, let's see. There's Grade A, pasturerized, homogenized, whole milk, 2 % milk, skim milk, fortified milk, chocolate milk, ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 20 Oct 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:A number of people I know like puns, but don't dare share this one with them. I'm sure everybody on WhisperingLily will agree with me on this interpretation of Jefferson's quote!The pursuit of happiness, as Jefferson called it, is one right we still have as human beings, so keep tickling! How's that for a new interpret... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: joeyheartbear Posted on: 14 Oct 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Even in old age, some men are still looking for something better.There were two elderly people who lived in a nursing home,and usually spent their afternoons together watchingtelevision. They would often lie in bed and shewould hold hispecker, although she wouldn't do anything more with it. One day, she's walking down ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 08 Oct 2003 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Humor brought home from work!A couple of people in their 90's met at a local luncheon and being there were only a few their age at the luncheon, they really hit it off and decided to meet for dinner that evening. Although neither was very attractive anymore to the general eyes of the crowd, they were very attracted to ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 24 Sep 2003 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Reading the Solo story Playing Doctor with Cousin Laurie posted M/F on Sept 23, when I got to the part where the boy tells the girl to "breathe deeply," I was reminded of a joke I heard when still in high school!Years ago, a new doctor was just starting to give some WAVES their physical exams before entering service. O... » Read more
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