Have You Got The Nerve?
This is really kinky.
I'm a voyeur who likes to go out at night and watch couples having sex in cars, on beaches, or in parks. Sometimes I jack off as I'm watching, but sometimes after a great 'show', I go find a quiet place and beat off.
One night after watching a couple get it on in a park, I wondered over to a deserted picnic area and happened to notice that the boards on the top of a picnic table had about a 1 1/2' space between them. It was late, it was dark, nobody was around, I was very horny, so I pulled my pants down to my ankles, crawled on top of the table and put my dick in the slot.
I then humped the table to a great orgasm, with my cum falling on the ground underneath. Since that first time, I've fucked picnic tables in many parks in several towns. Not all tables are suitable. It's worth the search to find the right one.
I always wonder what the people who use the table the next day would say if they knew.