This all happened about half an hour ago. I masturbate fairly often, but I was excited about tonight because I had gone a few days without it, which meant it would be really good this time. (I always find it better when you space out your sessions over two or three days.)
Anyway, I had caught a lucky break because everyone except me was out for the evening, meaning I could take all the time in the world... so I did. I went to my favorite erotic story website and started reading their longest submission. I've always preferred stories to pictures. A vivid and description just seems to turn me on way more then some picture. So I had been reading this story for like and hour, getting really into it and stroking myself along they way. I just kept on delaying and delaying orgasm until it felt like my cock was on fire. After a good hour and a half I finally came... really... REALLY... hard. That was were it got ugly.
I've always had a habit of looking down at my cock when I cum. I like seeing the jizz spasm out as my cock quakes with the orgasm. Well I definitely got a good look at it, because the first huge blast of cum blew like a laser beam right into my left eye.
I don't know how many of you have every experienced this before, and maybe it's just the specific chemical makeup of my seamen... but I had never been in so much pain in my life. It felt like someone had coated my eyeball with corrosive superglue. Needless to say... it kind of killed the whole experience, but I spent a good ten minutes rinsing my eye out and now it just looks really bloodshot and kind of hurts to look around.
The moral of the story: A careless masturbater and his eyesight are soon parted. Don't forget to wear your goggles.