University of Wank

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Look at the age first!



I'm straight by the way, but very very curious about all matters sexual. I also have a lot of time on my hands in my retirement and the privacy to investigate. I masturbate virtually every day, the wife is off sex these days and off my hands for half the day.



I've done furniture fucking (With pillows, mattresses, armchairs, plastic bags, condoms), tissue stroking, melons, a loaf of bread and goodness knows many other items, too numerous to mention.



Never bought an anal dildo, but fashioned several for myself (as I said curious about stuff) out of broom handles, plungers, plastic tube, bubble wrap, balloons and condoms. Used rubber bands, shoe laces, rubber cock rings, vacuum pumps (never the vacuum cleaner).



Tried hairbrushes, the wife's ornaments and her silk panties. Have bought several matching sets of ladies underwear (minus brassieres) including stockings and suspenders for myself and worn it indoors and out (under my suits). I have stolen panties from washbaskets in houses I have visited with tasty females and rubbed them on my cock after sniffing.



Have posed to the mirror, wanking and dressed in the undies, filmed myself with anal toys inserted, cumming, pissing and watched secret video of our tasty houseguests undressing and dressing (that always gets me off). I am a keen voyeur, erotic writer and artist and can never have enough sexual stimulation.



Tried many ways of anal insertions to enhance the intensity of cumming, but anal never adds to it, but I still play with my hole and insert a current favourite home made dildo, which can be fixed so as not to move and I can back onto it. Even stuck things into my urethra, like pencils and paint brushes to stimulate the prostate.



My cock has been bent, pulled, stretched, compressed, manipulated, tied up, tied down, pulled between thighs as much as my balls have been and every other way to play with the old rascal. In between paragraphs here, I am playing with it, as I sit naked from the waist down at 4.30pm in the UK typing this.



The most intensive wanks I have these days are always stimulated by porn of every nature, the more bizarre the better sometimes, and a pure stroke with one hand while grasping and pulling my sac down with the other. To do it in the lounge, watching the TV/VCR and letting my cum spurt up my belly is the best even now.



Reading these pages, only having discovered Solo Touch yesterday is so encouraging and helpful, I am now going to tour the house and garage to see what vibrationary implements we have and find if any can work their magic on me.



Thanks for the experiences and I will be an avid reader from now on as you can never stop learning.



Cheers



Professor UK Snowy

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