Tired of the Usual Jack Off

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Sometimes I just sit here in my chair and jack off to some porn or fantasize about girls I like on those lonely nights. It's getting old though. Today I switched up my usual masturbating routine.



I closed my door. I got a towel and laid it out on the floor of my room. I pull my pants down to my ankles and pull off my t-shirt and undershirt in one move. There is this girl at work that says I seem to be 'ready.' I asked her what that means and she said something to the effect of anxious to have sex or something. I'm lying on this towel on the hard floor in my room and I'm thinking 'oh, I'm ready.'



I stand up and grab the cup of cranberry juice and start drinking it. Naturally, I feel like I have to piss. Perfect. I stand on the towel and piss... but wait.... I hold it in when I feel that it is RIGHT at the head of my penis. The inside of my dick is now full of piss. I lay down on the blanket. I put one hand underneath my back and push up so that my back is nearly vertical and my legs propped up in the air. Guess where my dick is pointing?



Now here's the thing ya know. When I am in a horny rage to jack off, I will do some crazy things. After I cum, I get this guilty feeling and come back to reality. When I am in my horny state of mind, it seems like it MAY be fun to piss all over my face. But I would be pissed to hell at myself when I wake up after orgasm and find that there is god damned PISS on my FACE.



No matter, I will have to make a compromise. Either way, I'm gonna feel like an idiot in the end for pissing on myself. But I didn't care. I needed this to try something new. I point my dick so that it is toward my chest. I am vertical but also at an incline so it's not too hard to aim away from my face, and instead onto my stomach or chest.



I try to piss, but nothing comes out. I push and push but to no avail. I stand back up, and try to piss. I can easily feel the piss flowing through my dick. I wait till it feels like a drop is going to come out, then I QUICKLY get back into position (I'm sure there's a name for this). I push, and it's about to come out, but its a weird feeling. It's like, when I am in the bed and I have to piss, my subconscious self doesn't let me piss myself because it's not the place to do it. Here, my subconscious self is thinking 'wtf?!' So even though the piss is nearly out, there's still something sucking it back in.



So there are two things stopping me from pissing.



1. The physical physiology of my body hardly allows for such a thing.



2. I have to break the barrier my subconscious mind has set forth as a defence mechanism to prevent me from pissing my pants or just plain pissing when I'm not supposed to.



In a rage of sexual tension, I push hard as I can. And then, poof, there it starts streaming out the WARM piss. It feels weird to have body fluids on your outside skin. It's like it just came out the sex oven.



I am drenched in piss. I stand up and get back into position again for another round. This time I'm able to empty it all out. It's very nice to have this warm piss on my chest.



Now it's time to jack off. But I need something to top it all off. So I see in the trash can a thin plastic bag. I use this bag to cover my finger so that I can stick myself in the ass hole. Now I can finally start jacking off. I lay there with my finger in ass, hand jacking off. I can increase the power of orgasm but arching my back so that my butt is in the air. I cum. It squirts and drips.



Now here I am, sober, lying on a towel in the middle of my room with my finger in my ass and piss all over me. What, the fuck?!

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