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The Biggest Surprise Ever!

Posted by: Age: 57 Posted on: 3 comments
6 likes 1059 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: masturbation, edging, friends and family
I read your story about the guy who was masturbating when an earthquake hit and had to leave his apartment without clothing in front of all his neighbors. That's nothing!

I live in a large two-story Victorian house that my wife and I love and have been restoring for years. Everyone tells me how beautiful it is, especially my grown children who often bring their own children children to stay with us. We have lots of friends, and they all kind of treat our home like a free bed-and-breakfast. And, we enjoy that. Wouldn't have it any other way. A few years ago, my wife lost interest in sex. I believe it was due to a normal hormone change. So, even though I used to masturbate quite often when we were 'doing it,' I rub myself even more often now-a-days. I find it very soothing. They say masturbation is good for stress, good for the prostate, and even keeps blood pressure low. Well, it didn't keep it low, one time. Quite the opposite. It was my 56th birthday. I came home from the office wondering why so few people commented on it being my birthday that day. I mean, usually I get visitors, phone calls. It's crazy how much attention I get. As I walked through the front door and threw my car keys into the tray next to the coatrack, I was a bit surprised to find all the lights off, and no one home. I mean, my wife is usually home, and there are usually at least two guests milling around. Well, she must be out getting groceries or something. I figured, as I went around the living room turning on lights. I'll just go ahead and do some masturbating in the living room. I mean, if she should come home in the middle of that, no big deal. She's seen me wank many times, and many times in the past, I've seen her bring herself to orgasm too. So, I threw off my shoes, socks, pants and underwear, leaving my T-shirt on, stepped into the bathroom to grab some tissues, and then back into the living room, where I got comfortably into the recliner. I started idly playing with my balls, just kind of lightly squishing them around a bit, and then started just gently tickling the tip of my dick. I thought I heard something in the kitchen. Probably just the cat. The kitchen is separated from the living room by a swinging door with a little cat flap in the bottom. My penis became hard, and I was starting to delight in earnest edging. The cat again, but it sounded kind of weird, almost like a human sound. Oh well, the kitty can take care of himself. I'm sure my wife fed him before he went wherever she went. And then the swinging door crashed open, and to my absolute horror. twenty people, all friends and relatives of various ages and sexes, came rushing out yelling, "Happy Birthday!" What do you suppose happened next? Please leave comments as to what you think happened, and then I'll let you know the truth. I mean, what would you do if you were one of the people walking in on a friend or relative masturbating like that? What would you have done if you were the guy caught red-handed?

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