One night my family were either out or asleep so I technically had the whole house to myself. I was feeling really really horny so I went into the bathroom and shoved two icecubes up my ass to clean out the insides.
Once I was all clean I lubed up my ass and dick and stroked my cock whilst fingering my ass. Feeling adventurous I went to the kitchen naked and got two spoons out of the draw, a tea spoon and a table spoon.
I lubed up the teaspoon and slowly shoved it up my hole. I stimulated my ass with it for awhile then shoved in the tablespoon. GOD IT STRETCHED ME! For the next 10 mins I played with my ass hole and stretched it.
Then I rolled my legs over my head so my precum dripping knob was over my mouth. I jiggled the two spoons fast and came all over my face and mouth.
It felt and tasted so good but I also felt guilty but got over it with a normal wank.