Dispose of dryness delightfully.
Instead of using a lube gel or anything liquid, I discovered drinking certain drinks. I can make a mouthful of warm wet spit. Make enough and fill my favorite hand (left) and 'hear' that special 'sound' ... slipslopslapslapslap. No time is wasted before I am rewarded with a load of cream everywhere. This is a std safe hobby I have enjoyed for years.