My friend and I were walking to my house yesterday and we were passing through this construction site because it is a shortcut.
We were walking through when we saw this giant-ass bulldozer sitting in the middle of the construction site and we decided that since nobody was around, we could get on it and take a picture to put on MYSPACE. When we got closer to the bulldozer, a skunk came from around one of the tires and my friend jumped back and threw a rock at it. The skunk sprayed us and the smell was so strong our eyes watered.
We ran home and the more we ran, the worse the smell got. When we got home, nobody was there. We went straight to my room and I took off my shirt and my friend took off all his clothes even his underwear. I had never seen his privates before.
I was staring at his stuff and he said that I should take off my clothes too and we should rub tomatoes on each other. I'm not joking! That's what he said, so I got the last two tomatoes from the fridge and brought them back to my room. We went into the bathroom and stood in the bathtub and rubbed tomatoes on each other.
My friend told me to take my pants off because they probably got hit too, so I did, and unlike my friend, I had a boner but he didn't say anything. We were rubbing the tomatoes on each other and he got a boner, too. Then he said that he wished that he had peed on the skunk instead of him peeing on me. Then, he went pee but it shot straight up because he had a boner.
I touched his privates and he touched mine and then we heard my Mom in the house so we stopped. I got him some clothes to change into and my friend asked, 'Do you want to do this again next week?' and I asked 'Do what?' and he said 'Show off our dicks.'
So we will probably show our dicks off to each other next weekend, too, just this time, it won't involve skunks or tomatoes.