After this incident I didn't masturbate for about five years!
I guess I was about 14 when this happened. I had learned about masturbation from an older friend who told me that when you get it hard all one has to do is stroke it up and down until this white stuff spits out the end. It scared the crap out of me the first time I did it, but as all guys will tell you, it felt good and from then on I constantly did it again and again.
One day when I was maybe 14 I was sitting on the bathroom stool jacking like crazy and my Mom walked right into the bathroom. She wasn't only shocked, she was MAD. She was always sort of puritanical about things. I was really embarrassed and she went into a barrage of words telling me it was wrong to do, wasn't healthy, wasn't nice to do, and all that. Of course I shrank immediately and I was trying to hide myself with my arms.
This is the kicker. You know how some parents tell you that you can't get up from the dinner table until you eat all your food? Well, she told me I couldn't get up until I finished doing what I was doing. Right then and there. She wanted to humiliate me. I kept trying to pull my pants up and she came over and slapped me hard on the leg and told me I wasn't going anywhere until I finished what I started, and she wasn't leaving. I was on the verge of crying because I was embarrassed and humiliated. I tried getting up again and she slapped me hard again. REAL hard.
I finally understood she meant business, so I had to whip my limp noodle back to hard and finish right there in front of her. When I finished she told me I was to NEVER do it again.
I've wondered many times as an adult if my Mom possibly got some perverse enjoyment out of that incident. I know she would never say she did.
She wheeled around and left the room and shot me mean looks for the rest of the evening. I really was so upset that I never masturbated again for at least four or five years. It taught me a lesson, but a short lived lesson