A True Nightmare
I have been reading Solo Touch long enough to know that old people or seasoned citizens as my dad likes to call them also like to take matters into their own hands and I'm sure everybody knows what I mean. I've been taking matters into my own hands since I was 10 so I can't see myself suddenly stopping at age 65. I understand that older adults have the same feelings as us younger guys but I don't necessarily want to know about it. The same way I know how I came into this world but I look at my parents and I don't want to think about it. My Grandfather is 76 years old, he could be older but I know that he is at least 76 years old. I saw him naked once when I was 14, it was brief but very hard to get out of my mind. Believe me I wanted to forget the image but it kept haunting me like some kind of brain poltergeist.
Yesterday I came home and went into the bathroom and caught my Grandfather jerking off. How do I know he was jerking off? Well first off I knew he was in the bathroom, the only reason I opened the door is because I thought he was in distress. I could hear him grunting and breathing heavily and when I knocked and asked if he was O.K. I got no answer, and upon asking twice more I still got no answer. I opened the door and my Grandfather was leaning up against the wall hand towel in one hand under his penis presumably to catch the 'gramp goo' and the other hand jerking away. Easily the grossest thing I have ever witnessed and I have had my 11 year old brother vomit on me before, the vomit I could clean but try cleaning this out of your mind, I was just starting to get the first image of my nude Grandfather out of my mind and then this happens. For some reason I didn't react the way that you think one would upon seeing something like this I just stood there until he noticed me and he said 'sorry' and began to cover up and I said 'I knocked 3 times' and he said 'I didn't hear you, guess I was a little busy' and I said 'I don't want to know about that' so then my Grandfather comes to me later and says 'It's not like you don't do it too, and I don't see people lined up to watch you.' My grandfather and I have a good relationship but I am now scarred for life. I don't even know why I am writing about this because I'm going to have to see a lot of hot girls to get the image of a naked, balding, wrinkly, age spotted, covered in gray body hair, 76 year old man whacking off in my bathroom out of my head. When I get past 65 I will do everything in my power not to scar anybody with the site of me jacking off. After people get past a certain age nobody wants to see or think about you beating your meat.