Saturday Afternoons Two of the most fun ways my wife spent Saturday afternoons... (she had most fun during my t.v. football games) She used a long-neck beer bottle. She would take off the cap and put the neck and about half the bottle up into her vagina and dance around the living room in a go-go dancer's outfit she had made. At the point when I could no longer watch t.v. (a time that gave her happiness...she won !) she then would sit on edge of the sofa keeping her butt up in the air and would empty all of the beer into herself so that I could drink the beer from her (she got really turned on.) The next part of "trick" was for her to put 4 hotdogs up her vagina. Then after "entertaining" me, she would then let me play with her & the hot dogs until she came. Then we would microwave them covered with her juices and have them with a couple more regular beers.
(Please Note: This was written in "past tense" because she died last Aug. 1997, after 27 years of mariage. Sharing this for the FIRST time has made me feel real good.) --Anon.