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This site rocks!

 

Hey dudes! This site rules! So I feel like I should give something back. Here's my contribution...
I have a problem. My penis has some sort of radar inserted into it. And everytime I touch it it trasmits signals to my Mum's brain instructing her to come and knock on my door and then walk right in without waiting for me to answer. You'd think she'd have learned by now that if she's outside my door and can hear Kelly Osbourne's Papa Don't Preach, she shouldn't expect to walk in and find me innocently making collages of kittens and balloons.
I could never jerk off before, but on Christmas Eve a few months ago I suddenly found out how, accidently stumbling across it. I honestly think it was a Christmas present from God. Best Christmas present I ever got.
This web site kicks ass. I love you all.
Love Pseudo

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