Yes, this IS the right way round (FM)
We are all facing a highly uncertain future and most of the office 'rules' have long gone. We were all, hmm how to put it, ok, skiving off. Lolling around and deliberately doing bugger-all.
In my pod one of the girls said 'OK, sexiest event ever.' I tentatively reminded the six of us that we shouldn't really be talking about that, but no-one minded, so, job done, we all confessed our sexiest moment. Then she said 'Sexiest wish'. When it got to my turn, I said, 'I would like something totally unexpected, like a blow job in a lift, or a girl jacking me off in the toilets, or, oh I don't know just something REALLY surprising.' Then our big boss came back onto the floor with murder in his eye and we went back to work.
As we were coming back from lunch I felt something being pushed into my pocket. I whirled around and saw Emily who is totally gorgeous. But she moved away. I looked in my pocket and found a piece of paper. On it was written 'I've just cum in these'. Further in my pocket was a pair of light green bikini panties, warm and damp.
There was only one thing to do wasn't there. 15 minutes later I returned them too her with a note of my own. It simply said 'So have I'.
Looks like the office Christmas Party is going to be interesting this year!!