One night I lay in my bed, watching a movie. I know I shouldn't be, but I was getting turned on so badly. I quickly went to my bathroom and grabbed the first thing I knew was big enough: my hairbrush.
I went back to my bed and resumed watching the movie. I slowly slid in the brush and moved it in and out at a slow speed. It was going faster and faster, bringing me closer to orgasm. When it did I moaned softly, keeping the others in my house unaware of the old dog that just learned a new trick.