Oh, That Faucet!
I guess I'll start this out like every other article on this page by thanking the makers of this page. I now realize that I am not odd for masturbating. I have only been doing it for less than a year. I don't order porn channels, but they come up fuzzily on my television. Just watching it for a minute, gets me wet. I can rub my clit for one minute to take me to orgasm.
I find that the best way for me to get off would be laying underneath the bathtub faucet. It brings me to orgasm in a minute or two. But the quickest way for me to get off would be a large, 2-speed massager (not a vibrator). I place it on my clit (through boxers and panties) and turn it on low. Within three seconds, I'm breathing heavily and shaking. Then I switch it to high and in two seconds, I hit orgasm. When I masturbate, I fantasize about a woman going down on me and sucking my clit. Either that or I imagine a man groping and sucking my breasts and nipples. It doesn't take much to arouse me and/or get me wet.
Right now, my boxers are wet from just writing this.