In my years of private sex fun, I've got several good stories to tell. Hope you enjoy them.
I come from a funeral home business, so I'm not afraid of such places and cemeteries. I was raised about two blocks from a large cemetery. I would ride my bicycle around the roads going thru the cemetery and while it was still daylight, but not dark, I would jerk off. One day I found a tombstone that was about three feet high that was round on the top, so I decided to straddle it and feel myself off. I would drop my pants and briefs and ride that tombstone and have one of the best climaxes ever. Please don't think this is weird, the dead won't hurt you, it's the living that will. Place a comment if you will and let me know what you think of this.