My New Year's Masturbation resolution: to continue my love and practice of the craft. Masturbation is not simply a quick, cheap source of pleasure, it is a veritable art form.
I'm a proud, dedicated 56-year-old masturbator; a long time fan of Solo Touch, and my first release of 2006 came this morning at 7:30, after a delightful, leisurly pleasure session, browsing and downloading porn.
I wanted my first taste of the New Year to be rich and decadent, so after wiping a nice dollop of cum on my tongue, I washed it back with some delicious, expensive sherry. Mmmmm.........good.
It's kind of special to be here, in this forum, part of a much larger worldwide brotherhood of strokers, many of whom understand exactly what I'm saying.
I've been married over 35 years. My wife and I both masturbate; solo and together. It is an important part of our total sexual pleasure. Masturbation has never been a second-rate form of sexual pleasure and satisfaction. We masturbated before we ever met, while we were dating, and 'came out' to each other the very first year of our marriage. Ever since then, we've been happily Jacking and Jilling ourselves without shame.
I truly believe that if more people would come to terms with their personal sexual needs and fantasies, the world would be a much happier place.
Don't want to get off on a political rant here, but somehow I just can't imagine the President, the VP or the Sec. of Defense taking an afternoon break, pulling a porn mag out of their desk, locking the office door, and having a good, hot masturbation.
I contend that masturbation reduces my stress level and helps keep me fucking sane.
With that, I raise a glass to all my fellow masturbators, male and female.
Long may we Jack and Jill!
Happy New Year!