My wife stopped at the grocery store on her way home from work and one of the things she bought was a package of the newly re-released Twinkies. After supper I started making some moves toward having sex but got shot down because her period had just started. I complained that I hadn't had sex in a week already due to back pain from work and now I'd have to wait another week.
She handed me a Twinkie and said that since I hadn't had one in about 6 months or so it should take better than sex. I took it, unwrapped it and took a healthy bite, and said nope, sex is better.
She told me I must be doing it wrong and took the Twinkie from me and seductively licked out some of the cream filling. I grabbed another and bit off the end and licked at the filling too.
She led me to the bedroom and unbuttoned my pants. She then guided my Twinkie to my cock and pressed my hard on into the Twinkie. Within a couple of strokes the Twinkie just fell apart leaving cream and cake pieces covering my dick. My wife licked the cream off while stroking my cock. It didn't take more than a few minutes before I was blasting her throat with my own cream filling.
I'll never look at Twinkies the same again.