My favourite way to jerk off is to settle down at the computer surf for some hot ladies then when I'm ready I get on and read some of these stories. Female and family stories normally do the job right.
I start off slowly just lightly touching myself until I get hard. I then get my muscle massager, which has multi purposes never knew that when I brought it, and place it on the outer of my ass. I turn it up full speed letting the feeling rush over me I just read stories while it does its work. After 3 or 4 stories I'm rock hard and I can't resist anymore.
I lube up and slowly start jerking off while still reading the stories I slowly reach my climax I flip through the pictures before exploding all over my chest and stomach.
This normally gives the greatest orgasm as the feeling of my ass doubles the pleasure. I love the feeling and couldn't think what it would be like not being able to jerk off!
If anyone has any other suggestions please post them. They can be invaluable!