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My Nightly Routine

Posted by: Age: 51 Posted on: 3 comments
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Am I over-doing it?

I'm over 50 and considered good-looking. I have no problem meeting women in bars or doing the online dating thing. After two failed marriages and more girlfriends than I can count or even remember their names, I find more pleasure in solo masturbation than anything else.

  My last two girlfriends were Asian.   Did you know that Asian women don't have to shave their legs or armpits?  The only hair they grow is on their head and on their pussies.   They don't have to use deodorant either, and no,  they don't stink.     In fact Asians are very clean and the girlfriends I had always seemed to enjoy me licking their pussies and assholes.    But as much as I enjoyed their company I usually was anxious for them to go so I could get back to my solo pleasures. My typical night starts off here at Solotouch.   I love reading the stories and  then I start watching porn videos.  It takes five things to get me off listed here in order of importance: Masturbation, porn, booze, cigarettes, and exhibitionism.   I masturbate and watch porn on my computer, then periodically I go outside and sit on my back porch and drink, smoke, and expose myself.   My neighbors would have to stand on something to see over the six foot tall privacy fence but still the possibility is there which I find exciting.   I find that drinking extends my pleasure (without it I cum in like 30 minutes), so my typical session lasts about 3 hours before I cum. My concern is that I may be over-doing it.   On a typical night I have 5 legal drinks (i.e., measured out in a 1.5 ounce jigger), my current passion is 7 & 7, and I smoke 10 cigarettes.   On a weekly basis that amounts to just under 1/2 gallon of whiskey and 3.5 packs of cigarettes;   total cost is $45 per week in Crown 7 and Marlboro lights.   Per year that's 26 gallons of whiskey, 182 packs of cigarettes, 1,095 hours watching porn and masturbating, 365 cums, and $2,300.

Question is, do you think I'm over-doing it? Please comment, anything from dude you're going to die soon, to man you are a pussy I drink a 12 pack every night and smoke two packs of Pal Mal everyday.   I promise to read every comment.   Thank you!

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