I was sexting with a boy I met online, and we were both horny, so we snap chatted, and I showed him my ass and dick, and he showed me his dick and balls. He had a huge shaft and tightly curled pubes. He's half Armanian and half Hispanic, so he's got sexy dark skin, and eyes. He sends me pics of him biting his lip, and winking, which is cute, and then pics of his big dick, leaking pre cum.
I get up, and open my crisper drawer, and realize the other door has fresh vegetables I picked up at Chelsea Market. I get curious, and carve a big one into the shape of his penis. I round it off with a paring knife, smaller at the head, and thicker at the base. I can feel my dick twitching in my briefs as I finish the project. I get back into my room, and slide the briefs down, reaching for the lube in the bedside drawer.
I'm sitting with my ass on the edge of my lounge chair, and my legs are propped up on the edge of the large Ottoman at the foot of my bed. I slowly insert the head of the cucumber into my begging ass lips, arching my back, and easing it in comfortably. I pause, and pull it out, then push it back in. I repeat this, as if someone is literally entering me.
A few thrusts of the cucumber, and I'm pouring out pre cum. I haven't stroked myself yet, since I'm enjoying the sensation in my ass. I stand up and walk to my infinity sink, and let the shaft of my semi-hard dick drape over the porcelain edge, while I pump the cucumber in and out of me. I'm oozing pre cum, and I force myself to pee, which causes a sexually arousing tingle through my entire body.
I feel myself starting to cum, and watch as little spurts of cum shoot out, into the sink basin. I moan loudly, and grab hold of my shaft, stroking it quickly. I feel another orgasm rise, and I cum even stronger this time, shooting past the basin, against the large crystal mirror before me! I enjoy the orgasm to its fullest, and wash myself off in the basin, returning to my room.
I lay back in the lounge chair, and pull my knees up to my chest, entering the cucumber inside of me again. I hit my prostate again and again, until I orgasm for the third time! This has never happened to me before, and with a simple, natural piece of vegetation that I eat almost every day. I hope someone is inspired to try this new found joy, as I have. It's intense, and pleasurable!