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MY LUCKY DAY

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: mundlich Posted on: 15 Oct 2006 1 comments
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The day began as any typical day. I was up early, collected the newspaper and had a cup of coffee before enjoying my usual twenty-minute edging session while watching a gay cock-sucking DVD. Then I went out to the patio for a Winston and another cup before reading the newspaper.Being fully awake now, I explode through the stories about the bombings in Iraq, the little dipshit psychopath in N. Korea and the pages about pages. Zipping on to the sports section, I bounce and hurl myself through the articles about players winning, losing and being thrown into jail. I have saved the best part of the paper for last.Somehow I just knew that this would be my lucky day when I read my horoscope:"Gemini---Today is your lucky day. Your sexual fantasy will materialize. Brush up on your Thia because you will soon be traveling to SE Asia."WOW! Holy jumping cat shit! I will finally get to meet a guy about my age who is also longing to entwine in a glorious 69. He will be my size and build with a great uncut cock just like mine, be totally free of any STD, clean, bright, have a good sense of humor and, best of all, he will be uncontrollably obsessed with sucking my cock.Realizing it can now happen any moment, I rush to the guest bathroom to spruce up, wetting my sparse hair and combing it into place with my fingers.Good Grief! He's right here, right now! He is romantically gazing into my soul from the reflected image in the mirror.Hurriedly I pack. I kiss the cheek of my lovely sleeping wife and scurry out the door. I'm on my way to Bangkok for a revolutionary accordion-neck surgery using implanted parts of an anaconda spine. I will finally be able to suck my own cock every day.