I have a new best friend Dyson who gets me off every afternoon
We have an old 1990 model vacuum cleaner that we use for small clean up work upstairs for our third floor attic's small area rug. We have had it for all my life and it works perfectly. It's a monster of a machine and since our house is three stories, it stays up there so I can clean up after myself when I hang out up there playing video games or doing homework. I came across its unused attachments a couple of weeks ago. Still brand-spanking new! I had made a mess of my game room having had friend's over earlier, and my mom bringing up a giant pizza. I started to clean and found that no one had vacuumed the long straight line between the tv stand and the wall. I don't know why I was so excited to try out the attachment, but I found the nozzle attachment for the hose and excitedly sucked up all the dirt behind and underneath the stand. I changed the attachment to the drapery attachment and went to town with the drapes. The last attachment was just a long extension of the hose and it had a removable brush. I took off the brush and went searching for something to suck. I had been wearing loose basketball shorts and am quite heavily endowed. I was holding the vacuum close to me when it started to suck up my shorts. My horny teenaged mind took over and I raced to the attic door to lock it and see if my experiment with the vacuum cleaner would prove to be my best idea ever.
I looked the door and literally shed my shorts, briefs, tank top, and socks by the time I reached the couch, of course, I had already hidden a bottle of lube in the room, as this room was my private sanctuary already. I greased up my hard 7 inch cock, taking care not to please myself too much. Then I positioned myself so I was half hanging off the side of the couch my lower half balanced on my haunches.
I turned the machine on, and lowered the tube onto my quivering cock. It didn't feel all that exciting when I slipped into the hose. There was suction, but the tube was hard, and when the little airway was finally obstructed by my pelvis, the suction decreased to nothing, then I started to take my dick out... Oh my!!!! The sensation at the very end with the head of my dick right at the hole was fantastic. I took fifteen long agonizing minutes playing with the tip of my dick and the vacuum hose until I exploded in pent up ecstasy.
I have since nicknamed the vacuum 'Dyson', and 'clean' my room and game room every night. Funny thing, my older brother came home from college for the summer, and kept hearing the vacuum on, sometimes two or three times a day... He first asked my mom and our housekeeper to stop vacuuming so much, or just do it all at once, as it was annoying to hear it on all day. But by the end of the first week I think he caught on, because he last night I said I was going to go clean my room, to which his reply was 'don't forget to vacuum, I know you don't have a girlfriend to vacuum for you.'