Okay, this may sound weird and you might laugh, but it is completely true.
When I was thirteen years old I did not masturbate until one day. I knew what it was and what dildos were, but I did not see the point because I did not know it felt good. I had not had my first period yet either. Okay....
I used to think that my mom's tampons were disposable dildos. I know that sounds stupid, but I was young and had not used one before. One day my mom had left me home alone so I decided to go upstairs into her bathroom and take one out. I unwrapped it and decided that I was going to try this masturbation thing. I started to use it how I thought it was used, and stuck it in and out of my pussy, which only had a few hairs.
I realized after a few minutes of this that there was a really good feeling inside of me. I continued to go faster and faster until I had what I believe was my first orgasm. I was a bit scared because I was wet and I did not know what had happened. But I did know that I liked it.
I threw the 'dildo' away and went back to my room. I did this every time that I was home alone until my mom found out that they were missing and in the trash, so she told me to use my fingers instead of wasting her tampons and what they were for.
It was embarrassing I know, but something else funny. I used to think that the pads were diapers. I would put them in my pants and pee. But sometimes they would get too full and overflow. I was young and I know how stupid it sounds but it is the truth.