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My Favorite Jack-off Toy

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 15 Apr 2005 1 comments
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by Rusty I discovered masturbation at the age of twelve and have whacked off every day since then. That's nearly thirty years of jacking off. Even though I'm married, I jack off at least once a day, sometimes in my wife's presence. You could say that I am a purist because, until recently, I always used my hand. Then about six months ago I made an amazing discovery. I had finished off a bottle of vitamins and was throwing away the empty plastic container when I noticed that the mouth was about the same size as my cock. I whipped out my cock and stuck it into the bottle. A perfect fit! I greased the opening with Vaseline and slid it up and down my cock. It felt fantastic! But then I ran into a little problem. When my cock reached full-hard it completely sealed the bottle and the air pressure prevented penetration. The solution was simple: I drilled a small hole near the bottom of the bottle to let the air escape. (Glass bottles won't work because you must be able to drill that very important hole.) Before I drilled, I wrapped my hand around the bottle and marked the position of my thumb. This enables me to draw a vacuum on the upstroke simply by pressing my thumb over the hole. It doesn't matter that my "Bottle-bator" is only four inches long and won't take all of my six-inch cock because my greatest pleasure is achieved when the mouth of the bottle stimulates the very sensitive nerve endings just behind the head. It is edging at its very best. I quickly reach the point where only the slightest movement of the bottle gives me intense pleasure that can be prolonged for hours. The bottle fits my hand perfectly, making it easy to manipulate. With my amazing new discovery in hand, I "bottled" my cock for about an hour while watching videos. When my cock expanded to its full size at the instant of orgasm, the mouth of the bottle got so tight that it restricted the flow of cum, making the orgasm almost unbearably intense. It's like trying to shoot a load up a tight ass-hole. It is so intense that I sometimes have to take the bottle off and finish the job by hand. But if I feel like having a truly mind-numbing, toe-curling, can't-stop-moaning orgasm, I squirt into the bottle for as long as possible. Later that day, I demonstrated my discovery to my wife. She loves to masturbate as much as I do, and thinks nothing of it when I whip out my cock and start jacking. She watched with amusement as I bottled my cock, then I handed her the Bottle-bator and asked her to try it on me. It felt absolutely incredible from the first stroke, and got progressively better as she gained experience! She edged me for awhile and then a couple of ingenious twists of the bottle pulled my cork. The extremely powerful orgasm, my second of the day, left me panting like a dog. As I lay gasping for air, she casually pulled down my jaw and poured the watery load from the bottle into my mouth. She dubbed the act a "bottle-job" and that's how we have referred to it ever since. There's no reason why the Bottle-bator can't be a handy accessory at your sex parties, along with the dildoes, vibrators, butt-plugs, etc. For example, a few days after my discovery, a buddy of mine whom my wife and I swing with stopped by to see if we were up for a party. Within minutes we were naked on the bed. I demonstrated the Bottle-bator and asked him if he wanted to try it out. "You do it to me," he said. Holding his cock at the base with one hand, I slid the Bottle-bator over his cockhead and down to the neck of his cock. His cock is thicker than mine and the fit was a little tighter than it is for me, but, thanks to plenty of lube, it slid smoothly up and down his shaft. My amused wife watched with great interest, a smile on her pretty lips. Unable to stay out of the action for long, she reached between his legs, fondled his hairy ballbag, and slipped a finger up his ass. He generally has superb control, but he was no match for the Bottle-bator, and after only about ten minutes he shot off in the bottle. "Take it off, TAKE IT OFF!" he shouted, pulling at my wrist. His cock had expanded so much that the flow of his sap was completely restricted. My agile wife got to his cock ahead of me and jacked him off all over us. "Damn, I'm going to have to get one of those," he said between gasps. My buddy had enjoyed the Bottle-bator so much that I decided to make one for him. While he was fucking my wife, I frantically searched through the kitchen cabinets looking for a bottle with a mouth slightly larger than the mouth of my own Bottle-bator. Eureka! I found one in the spice cabinet, half full of peppercorns. I hastily dumped them into a cup and pulled my little drill from another drawer. I drilled the all-important air hole, then hurried to the bedroom just in time to watch my wife convulsing in a powerful orgasm. When he rolled off of her, I slipped the bottle over his twitching cock. It was a perfect fit! He was right on the edge, and it only took a couple of minutes to finish him off. That time, he was able to shoot his load into the bottle, and I watched as the spurts painted the transparent sides. I let the load run back down over his cock and the wife and I licked it off. A few minutes later, he and I were laying side by side and my wife was bottling us both. During the memorable threesome that followed, the Bottle-bators proved to be as useful as the vibrators and dildos . That inspired me to begin a collection of bottles of various sizes so we have one for any size cock. I hope that some of you readers will try to find a bottle for your cock. Believe me, you won't be disappointed. It's the perfect accessory to have at hand when chatting or surfing porno on the Web. I don't like to stroke my cock dry, but if I grease it, the grease eventually gets on my keyboard. The bottle-bator keeps everything tidy. Plastic bottles come in a variety of sizes, so even guys with huge cocks should be able to find one that fits. You probably have one in your house right now. Check your medicine cabinets and spice racks. If all else fails, pay a visit to you local health food store, where you will find thousands of small plastic bottles. If you browse, you're sure to find one that is just right for you. When you get your Bottle-bator, there are a few "advanced" techniques you might want to try. Rotate the bottle as you slide it up and down your shaft. Fill it one-third full of hot water, but be careful - you don't want to end up with a par-boiled dick. You will have to stand to insert your cock, but then you can sit or get on your back, providing you have a nice tight fit. Ice water, ice cubes or ice cream also produce some very interesting sensations. For something really exotic, add a little yoghurt or pudding and get the next best thing to a real blowjob. These techniques can get a little messy, so have a towel handy. Here is my favorite technique. It feels so incredible that I want to share it with you. I slide the Bottle-bator as far down on my cock as it will go. Then, while holding it straight out in front of me, I push it down toward my feet, bending my cock down at the base and up in the middle. The pleasure I experience as that tight orifice stimulates every single nerve-ending in my cock, especially those very sensitive bundles of nerves in the neck, defies description. It feels better than anything I can do with my hand. This technique has produced some of the strongest orgasms that I have ever had. It works best when my hard-on isn't quite up to par and my cock is limber enough to bend. I hope that some of you readers will give this a try. I really like the idea of tipping guys off to something that will give a lifetime of pleasure. But be forewarned: You could become addicted to your Bottle-bator. I'm masturbating more than ever, and nine times out of ten, I use the Bottle-bator. If you try this technique and like it, please send me an e-mail.