It's all true
Somewhere around kindergarten, I discovered that it was very pleasureable to rub naked against a rubber inflatable swim toy. I got caught doing this a few times and decided that such self pleasuring should best be done in private. I think my folks were simply amused by this, as they said nothing about it. I also discovered that rubbing on pillows felt good and eventually began to experience dry climaxes from this.
Early on in my childhood, I found that inserting the end of a pen or small smooth handle of some sort into my anus felt very nice. My family had a beautiful golden colored fur robe from a vicuna skin. I loved to wrap up in this sensual thing and realised that rubbing on it nude was exqusite. I would rub to orgasm, but eventually had to end this practice when I began to ejaculate at age 13. About this time, I too had a pal with whom I fooled around. Wrestling in autumn leaves one warm afternoon, we started jacking one another and discovered that we both liked it. This led to some mutual masturbation, but mainly fucking each other between the thighs with vasoline as a lube. As we got more into girls, our fun simply faded away.
By this time, I masturbated every day. As an only child, I had privacy and was very creative. On several occasions, I set up an old dress form from the attic as a surrogate woman just to experience what it would be like to have a real one under you. I also discovered that sniffing my mother's panty crotch was delightful. I've always loved smells. I still like to sniff my wife's used panties to this day even as we fool around. In fact, I love to have a rubber dildo up my ass when my wife and I play around.
Our sex life these days actually consists of masturbation as she can no longer have intercourse. I guess we imprint very early in development and it lasts forever. I still masturbate whenever I get a few hours of privacy. Of course the sacred pill, Viagra, really helps me at age 64. Often, I put on vinyl pants lubed up and sit in my bathrobe at the computer. I start with this site and move on to erotic stories. I rub through the vinyl and when I can't take it anymore, head to the bedroom where I straddle some pillows, insert the rubber dildoe, watch a video or look at pictures from my collection and have a wonderful orgasm! I have a very active sexual imagination and thrive on fantasies and masturbation. I have come to realise that if God didn't want us to have sex with ourselves and each other, we would never have been blessed with this delightful gift. Use it, share it and enjoy it! If it feels good, do it!