Mom's Bathtime

As many of you have read already, my mom was the person I learned the most from, although she could be crazy at times. Especially to a teenager. I guess I didn't quite understand what was going on in her mind at the time. I did know she and my dad didn't get along all that well, they worked different shifts and kind of avoided each other if they could. Us kids seemed to be with our mom during the evenings and with our dad mornings and weekends. Having to share 1 & 1/2 bathrooms with a large family was always a problem, especially when you didn't have any other real private place to go. My bedroom was not safe, as my brothers as well as my mom would just barge right in, even if the door was closed. No-one ever knocked, and even if they did, they would throw the door open anyway. It got to the point where many of us would just leave the door open all the time, even when in the bathroom. Such was the case when I walked in on my mom taking a bath, the door was mostly open, and although you could not see if the bathroom was occupied from a distance you could see if someone was on the toilet if you walked near to the doorway. It looked like the coast was clear, so I walked into the bathroom and pulled down my pants as I closed the door. Behind the door unbeknownst to me was my mom taking a bath in the tub. When I noticed, I blurted out 'Sorry. Didn't see you in the tub...' 'It's OK' she said, 'go ahead and do what you gotta do' as I stood there with my pants and underwear down around my ankles and my cock sticking straight out. Obviously I couldn't do what I came in the bathroom to do, so I sat on the toilet quickly before my mom could see. Apparently I was too late, she had an eye-to-cock view of my junk, and then she said 'It still looks like a baby penis with no hair on it...' I turned red again, and mumbled something like I was sorry I wasn't hairy like everyone else. 'At least it is big enough to use it,' she said. "Did you come in here to play with it again?' she asked. "No' I said, all the while staring intently at her boobs and nipples sticking out. 'Then why is it so hard? You could hang up clothes on that boner' she said. 'It's not hard' I said, 'I have to poop.' 'Well that's good, I am almost done here. Just one last thing...' With that she grabbed a hose attached to this big water bottle hanging from the shower head, the hose had a thing at the end that looked like a hot dog. She worked the hose around, I couldn't really see what she was doing, but it was apparent she was sticking it in somewhere under the water. She played with a clamp on the hose, and then let out a shy little moan as the water went into her. "What is that?' I asked... 'It is a douche. It keeps me clean down there.' I had no idea about feminine stuff, being a naive teenager and a somewhat late bloomer. As the oldest of 6 kids you would have expected I was a lot more street-smart than I was. But I figured I would ask, if not only to make conversation other than my hairless pecker. 'It rinses me out and makes me feel good' she said. 'Is that why you take baths all the time?' I asked. 'No' she said, 'Why are you in the bathroom bothering me all the time?' she asked back. Then it hit me. She was masturbating in the tub. DUH! I could be thick at times, but I just chalked it up to being a kid... She kept fiddling with the hose, I just assumed she was spraying herself down there with it. But when she kept it up, I just had to ask what she was doing. I couldn't see over the edge of the tub and it looked like there was some sort of problem with the hose, as she kept tugging on it and it was wiggling about. The bottle had long since been emptied, I just had to ask 'What is the matter? Is something wrong?' She had closed her eyes and was breathing heavily, her nipples looked huge as they stuck right out on the ends of her boobs. Apparently she was having an orgasm. 'Nothing is wrong,' she said, 'Want to see?' I didn't know what to say. I knew if I got up, my boner would probably poke her eye out. But then again, I think at that point I would risk anything just to get a glimpse of what was going on down there. Still undecided I said 'I dunno...' With that she stood up in the bath, hose still sticking out of her crotch.The clamp had become entangled in her hair, and she was struggling, almost screaming to get it unstuck. 'Damn hair' she mumbled, ' I hate it when this happens.' I could see that she was rather hairy, and while this wasn't the first time I had seen her bush, it was the first time I realized how long the hair actually was. She had hair on her belly-button down to a thick triangle, and even had hair on her inner thighs. She picked up one leg and stood on the edge of the tub with it and I could finally see what she had been doing. There was this big red hose attached to a cylindrical object that she had inserted into her pussy. She pulled it out slowly as she freed the clamp from her bush. To me it looked like a cock. It was incredibly hot to see her remove it from her bath-soaked pussy. 'I gotta do something about that hair' she said, 'maybe I should shave it all off so it looks like yours.' With that, I looked down at my cock stuck between my legs, straining to be let free. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't poop, I couldn't pee, and I certainly couldn't stand up to pull up my pants. 'It's OK' she said, 'I will dry off an leave so you can finish. Just be sure to jerk off in the toilet so I don't have to clean it up.' I couldn't believe she knew. I guess my hardon was the clue, and I couldn't wait for her to go so I could grab it and go. Just then, she threw her towel at me and I jumped and my boner sprang to attention. 'There it is,' she said, 'My little boy man-cock.'  I was so shocked I didn't know what to do.  I started to shake and all of a sudden I was cumming. She just turned and walked out with her towel wrapped around her, and I sat there wondering what had just happened. It only took a few days before I had something new to wonder about...