I am basically not into having someone do me, yet I owned 2 dildos: a big one and a small vibrator that fits inside a much bigger one. I could take the vibrator alright, but over the years I had it, it no longer vibrated. I could take the medium-sized one but only if I had use the smaller one first. I was in a dollar store one day and spotted a set of candles that kind of looked liked the same size as my vibrator. I knew that the wax was safe to put up my ass. I took them home an I had to do just a little sculpting, I just used an old potato peeler and trimmed it a bit to make the point a bit more rounded. Oh, it is about as round as a 50 cent piece. I lubed up my ass then the candle and it had been awhile since I had anything up there, so it hurt a bit. So I used my fingers for a bit, and then put more lube on the candle and on my ass. I slowly sat down on it. I like to use both hands when I jack off too-one to pinch my nipple an the other to stroke my uncut, 8-inch monster. I sat down on that candle and it slid right in. I was in heaven... I used that candle every day for a week. It would get so warm up my ass that it kind of formed to my ass cavity-bent a bit. Now it looks like an erect cock... I like to sit on it in my leather chair and go into a gay chat room for guys with dildos, put my head set on and talk dirty to the guys online. I point the cam to my ass. I have gotten many a man-straight, bi and gay-off.
Oh yeah, when I shoot my hot load I don't waste it I shoot it in my hand and lick it up... Or sometimes I shoot it on a mirror, then lick it up on cam... Man I love cum and jacking. I don't think a man ever gives up on such a great hobby.if I am really down I will just strip down naked, and get my dildo candle, and sit on it and jack away, saying, 'Fuck me man, fuck daddy's ass...'
I am still a top, but in private when I am by myself I am a bottom, cum lover. Cucummbers work wonders and so do end of certain tools and hammers as long as they are smooth and no splinters. Some have rubber on them... I haven't used tools but I hve seen guys online who do.
Thanks. I hope you enjoyed my story... I am fit by the way and single... hehe...