Sometimes I just can't seem to keep my hands off myself. Rain has kept me indoors and busy. Oh how I love to pump my pud. Today I made my cock VERY happy. I was so horny and wanted to find a new way to blow my load. When searching for ways to jack off nothing is over looked.
Some of the best items can be found in the kitchen. As I looked through the different cabinets I noticed a Tupperware container that was shaped like a tall cylinder with a screw-on lid that was about three inches wide. Since the only thing on my mind was to stick my dick into something looking at this container gave me an idea. I took the container and a large pot. I filled the pot with water and set it on the stove burner. While I was waiting for the water to boil I went about getting things I would need.
The top off of a vacuum cleaner bag and some duct tape. Back in the kitchen the water was now boiling and ready for the elbow noodles I was going to put in. After dumping the noodles into my boiling water I set the kitchen timer for twelve minutes. During my wait I took off my pants but left my tee shirt on. I started stroking my cock and rubbing my balls. Next I rubbed my asshole to get a good whiff from my finger while I continued to jerk on my hot banana. The smell of ass finger gets me close to cumming pretty fast. Leaving my cock for a sec I take my container and remove it's lid and set it aside. Then I get the vacuum cleaner bag top and place it face down on the kitchen counter.
Placing the open end of my Tupperware container over the center of the bag top on the counter so that it covers the insert hole that has a rubber skin I take a pen and trace around the lip of the container onto the bag top. Now with a circle marked on the bag top I cut around the line I made. The timer goes off and I drain my noodles in the sink. Now I run warm water over them to rinse them good and cool them a little. Next I add butter to the noodles until they are nice and slippery all over. Then I dumped them into the Tupperware container until it was full. It feels warm and heavy in my hand. Now I place my cut out from the vacuum cleaner bag over the mouth of my container. To keep it in place I wrap duct tape around the edges. There is a thin membrane of cardboard that runs across the center of the rubber skin circle of my new "lid". I remove it by tearing each end off with my fingers. Now it's just the rubber dam at the top with a tiny slit in it that would normally be used to hold the bag in place over the vacuum hose. Now my fuck toy is ready.
My cock is throbbing with anticipation as I hold the container between my legs and press my dick head against the rubber slit. I push with a building strength until the slit gives way and my cock is engulfed in the the warm slippery noodles. OMG it feels so good! Holding my fuck toy with one hand I use the other to gather more butt sent as I begin jacking my penis with those warm noodles. With two freshly scented fingers of my left hand held under my nose, my right hand goes to town on my cock as my hips start to thrust into my toy at the same time. This combination is all it takes to push me over the edge. Rising up on tip toes my body begins to twitch. All I can think of is how nasty I must look standing there in the middle of my kitchen on tip toes shaking and twitching as I fuck a plastic container with one hand and sniff the stinky fingers of the other. Picturing this in my mind I start to blow my hot spunk into my fuck jar. Jet after jet keeps coming out of my hot penis as I groan and sniff away. With weak knees and a trembling body I slowly calm down and remove the new toy from my dick. Looking down at my glistening cock I can see it's occasional throb as the orgasmic after shocks run there course. That felt soooooo good. :-)
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