Okay, no doubt all the males have done this:
I find, the best way to wank, is, not to use you hand, but to use your bed.
Get a boner, lie on your front, and rub your cock up and down, thinking about horny stuff. I can assure you cum in brilliant orgasms.
You could read stories on here, or look at horny stuff to make it better.
But, remember, don't use your hands! Just rub your cock up and down on the mattress, and it will feel great! You could use a pillow too!
Happy humping guys!